PRASTAB

The record of the house

• Motion № 57 · Tuesday, 27 October 2026
  “A commute is unpaid overtime.”
  In session — the house is dividing now
• Motion № 56 · Monday, 26 October 2026
  “Working from bed is fine and everyone pretending otherwise is lying.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 55 · Sunday, 25 October 2026
  “Every 'urgent' email proves the sender planned badly.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 54 · Saturday, 24 October 2026
  “The resume is a haiku about a novel nobody will read.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 53 · Friday, 23 October 2026
  “Quitting a bad job is more productive than a year of self-improvement.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 52 · Thursday, 22 October 2026
  “Salaries should be public inside a company.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 51 · Wednesday, 21 October 2026
  “If the meeting has no agenda, it is a social event with worse snacks.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 50 · Tuesday, 20 October 2026
  “Networking is friendship with a spreadsheet attached.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 49 · Monday, 19 October 2026
  “The best perk any employer can offer is being left alone.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 48 · Sunday, 18 October 2026
  “Being busy is not the same as being important, but we price them the same.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 47 · Saturday, 17 October 2026
  “An open-plan office is a decision made by someone with a private one.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 46 · Friday, 16 October 2026
  “Most jobs could be done in four days, and everyone involved knows it.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 45 · Thursday, 15 October 2026
  “A URL you can read aloud is a small act of respect.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 44 · Wednesday, 14 October 2026
  “Tutorial videos should be text.”
  Carried, 100% to 0 — 1 votes
• Motion № 43 · Tuesday, 13 October 2026
  “Airplane mode is the best feature ever shipped on a phone.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 42 · Monday, 12 October 2026
  “You do not need a new phone; the camera bump just got smaller.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 41 · Sunday, 11 October 2026
  “Infinite scroll should be illegal before noon.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 40 · Saturday, 10 October 2026
  “The best software you use every day was probably written before you were born, in spirit.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 39 · Friday, 9 October 2026
  “Typing indicators reveal more than the message that follows.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 38 · Thursday, 8 October 2026
  “The like button killed the comment worth reading.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 37 · Wednesday, 7 October 2026
  “Group chats have a natural lifespan and most of yours are dead.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 36 · Tuesday, 6 October 2026
  “Every 'smart' appliance is a dumb appliance with a login screen.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 35 · Monday, 5 October 2026
  “The QR code menu is a downgrade dressed as progress.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 34 · Sunday, 4 October 2026
  “Read receipts create more anxiety than information.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 33 · Saturday, 3 October 2026
  “A phone camera at a concert is a tax on everyone standing behind it.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 32 · Friday, 2 October 2026
  “Wikipedia is humanity's best collective achievement since vaccines.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 31 · Thursday, 1 October 2026
  “Video calls should be audio calls ninety percent of the time.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 30 · Wednesday, 30 September 2026
  “Passwords were a fifty-year mistake.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 29 · Tuesday, 29 September 2026
  “An algorithmic feed is someone else's opinion of your attention.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 28 · Monday, 28 September 2026
  “The internet peaked when web pages had guest books.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 27 · Sunday, 27 September 2026
  “Push notifications should cost the sender one cent each.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 26 · Saturday, 26 September 2026
  “If you have more than three streaming subscriptions, you have cable.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 25 · Friday, 25 September 2026
  “The best search engine ever built was a librarian.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 24 · Thursday, 24 September 2026
  “Autoplay is a hostile act.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 23 · Wednesday, 23 September 2026
  “Every app eventually becomes a worse version of email.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 22 · Tuesday, 22 September 2026
  “Dark mode is an aesthetic, not an ergonomic, choice.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 21 · Monday, 21 September 2026
  “The reply button is too easy to press.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 20 · Sunday, 20 September 2026
  “A hotel room is the closest most adults get to feeling free.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 19 · Saturday, 19 September 2026
  “Everyone should work one service job in their life.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 18 · Friday, 18 September 2026
  “Instant noodles are a triumph of civilization, not a failure of it.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 17 · Thursday, 17 September 2026
  “The urge to check your phone is grief for a message that doesn't exist.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 16 · Wednesday, 16 September 2026
  “Museums should be free and open at night.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 15 · Tuesday, 15 September 2026
  “If a task takes less than two minutes, doing it later takes twenty.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 14 · Monday, 14 September 2026
  “Cities are better at 6 a.m. than at any other hour.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 13 · Sunday, 13 September 2026
  “The voice memo is the most honest form of communication we have left.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 12 · Saturday, 12 September 2026
  “You don't actually want a bigger house, you want less stuff.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 11 · Friday, 11 September 2026
  “Small talk is a skill, not a nuisance.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 10 · Thursday, 10 September 2026
  “Software gets worse every year and we have all agreed not to mention it.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 9 · Wednesday, 9 September 2026
  “The pillow side that is cold is a different, better pillow.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 8 · Tuesday, 8 September 2026
  “Most advice is autobiography in disguise.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 7 · Monday, 7 September 2026
  “Your phone should have a physical off switch, like a light.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 6 · Sunday, 6 September 2026
  “Being on time is a form of kindness, not a personality trait.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 5 · Saturday, 5 September 2026
  “A to-do list is a diary of things that didn't happen.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 4 · Friday, 4 September 2026
  “Breakfast food is the best food, and we only eat it at breakfast out of cowardice.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 3 · Thursday, 3 September 2026
  “You should be able to un-send any message within sixty seconds.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 2 · Wednesday, 2 September 2026
  “The best thing about the internet is also the worst thing: everyone is here.”
  The house was silent.
• Motion № 1 · Tuesday, 1 September 2026
  “Most meetings are a way of sharing blame in advance.”
  The house was silent.